8-28-07 "Could you describe the ruckus sir?" -Brian Johnson (The Breakfast Club)
8-29-07 "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip." -Merry (Lord of the Rings)
8-30-07 "Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? ." -John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
9-4-07 "I'm not fat. It's all this hair. It makes me look poofy." -Manfred "Manny" (Ice Age)
9-5-07 "He either said, go to the back of the throat, or....he wants a root beer float."
-Dory (Finding Nemo)
9-11-07 "America will rise again." -George W. Bush
9-12-07 "Who is this Gary character?" -Al Wallace (Weird Science)
9-13-07 "I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth!"
-Detective James Carter (Rush Hour)
9-14-07 "Oh Bruiser sweetheart, you look parched." -Elle Woods (Legally Blonde)
9-20-07 "Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks." -Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
10-29-07 "I call it...Blue Steel." -Derek Zoolander (Zoolander)
10-30-06 "As long as we've got Patches, we've got a shot." -Peter LaFleur (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)
10-31-07 "What's the boogeyman?...As a matter of fact, I believe that was." -Laurie Strode & Dr. Loomis (Halloween)
11-1-07 "You didn't think we were seriously together did you? Oh you did? That's so sweet." -Brock Hudson (She's All That)
11-2-07 "If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball." -Patches O'Houlihan (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"
11-6-07 "Hey honey, I bet you were something before electricity." -Al Czervik (Caddyshack)
11-8-07 "I feel the need...The need for speed." -Maverick & Goose (Top Gun)
11-9-07 "Look, I found a furry tractor!" - Brick Tamland (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)
11-12-07 "How 'bout them Cowboys and Longhorns!" -Me (Geometry Teacher)
11-13-07 "He went from like totally chic, to like, totally geek." -Patty (Can't Buy Me Love)
11-14-07 "Bueller?...Bueller?...Bueller?...Frye?...Frye?..." -Economics Teacher (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
11-16-07 "I'm gonna get out of this car and drop you like 3rd period French." -Turk Malloy (Ocean's Eleven)
11-19-08 "You Look Familiar...Have I threatened you before?" -Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Carribbean)
11-20-07 "I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing." -Pedro (Napoleon Dynamite)
11-26-07 "The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." -Al Czervik (Caddyshack)
12-3-07 "The sea monkey stole my money. Yes, I'm a natural blue." -Dory (Finding Nemo)
12-5-07 "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!" -Akeem (Coming to America)
12-7-07 "Me? Him? Him? Me? Me? Him? Me? Him?" -Doug & Steve Butabi (A Night at the Roxbury)
12-11-07 "I'm a donkey on the edge!" -Donkey (Shrek)
1-7-08 "The BCS Stinks!" -Me(Concerned Football Fan)
1-8-08 "Look! It's Enrico Pallazzo!" -Angels Fan (Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad)
1-9-08 "Ex...Ex...Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler." -Milton Waddams (Office Space)
1-10-08 "I gotta fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell." -"The" Bruce Dickinson (SNL)
1-14-08 "We have to go to...Ludicrous speed! " -Dark Helmet (Spaceballs)
1-16-08 "Gimme some of your tots." -Napoleon Dynamite (Napoleon Dynamite)
1-21-08 "I'm open! I'm open! I'm O--Pen!" -Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura, Pet Detective)